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    Car Air Diffuser 10mL

    Car Air Diffuser 10mL

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    Essential Oil 10ml

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    TLA Logo Velveteen Plush Blanket

    TLA Logo Velveteen Plush Blanket

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    TLA Quarter-Zip Pullover

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    TLA Unisex Short Sleeve Tee

    TLA Unisex Short Sleeve Tee

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The Lord Alchemist

TLA is a LGBTQ+ owned business that supports diversity and respect. The company name is an homage to our founder's friends and roommates who had both taken their lives in 2023; due to his experimentation with creating extracts, spirits, and everything in between they had dubbed him "The Lord Alchemist" of the household.

May the memories of those lost never be forgotten, may we celebrate their lives, and please, if you need help, reach out and ask. There is a cornucopia of resources for those struggling; take back control and turn that lead into gold.

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